I don't know why but I actually found myself Googling about training scorpions (what else do I have going on at 3:30 AM?). I failed to find anything that would really give me the means to form my own scorpion freakshow, but I did manage to find that keeping scorpions as pets is a pretty popular thing. I think I'm going to pass on that idea, because really. I hate insects and I don't want one living in a glass aquarium a few feet away from where I sleep. Especially one with a giant stinger attached to its ass.
No thanks.
We apparently have a horned lizard moving in with us anyway (also known a horny toad - I know Holly is probably giggling at that) named Dexter. It's going to be great, except I won't be the one feeding it crickets. As a defense mechanism, these things have the ability to shoot blood out of its eyes up to three feet away. I don't know about you but that sounds AWESOME!
As far as Dexter(s) go; the resemblance is uncanny.
No thanks.
We apparently have a horned lizard moving in with us anyway (also known a horny toad - I know Holly is probably giggling at that) named Dexter. It's going to be great, except I won't be the one feeding it crickets. As a defense mechanism, these things have the ability to shoot blood out of its eyes up to three feet away. I don't know about you but that sounds AWESOME!
As far as Dexter(s) go; the resemblance is uncanny.
Is anyone watching Season 3? I don't have Showtime because I'm lame, but I saw the first episode of it on the webernets and it was just all right...except for at the end. OMGRITA?!
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